What your bike says about you...
Would you buy this Kawasaki ZZR1400? If you would, it says something about you. Probably
Here at Faster and Faster, we're only interested in... well, going faster. On two wheels. But there are some who'll theorize endlessly about motorcycles and motorcyclists. Amanda Kidd, at Super Streetbike magazine, has one such interesting take on what your motorcycle says about you. Read it here - it's good for a few laughs... :-)
2 comments:
Ha Ha..Now thats one helluva FCS (Female Chauvinist Soe <> MCP) write up. Either this lady is still a virgin or she is always on fire finding no one to pipe her down! What ever. Good for a few laughs and thats about it! :)
Funny - she doesn't speculate about what her ride says about her. She never mentions actual racers who are lucky if they see 100 miles of street pavement on 2 wheels per year.
No mention of supermoto riders. No mention of classic bike owners who DON'T pose with their bikes in public because it matters not what anyone thinks of their bike. I like my classic bike & I don't need you to make me feel good about it.
I have a rhyme I tell people that criticize motorcyclists who pose: Posing is gay, but very easy prey.
Find something more in depth to point out. Study an actual motorcyclist who is passionate about real riding & try to find fault in them. Real motorcyclists are hard to find in any genre these days & pointing out that a poser is a poser is like boo-ing at the Special Olympics.
It's real easy to sit & write about how the truly uncool posers pose, etc, but apparently not so easy to find bad words for men who deliberately introduce anatomy to the asphalt at a hundred & a half in between a green flag dropping & a checkered waving.
"So where, exactly, does all this leave a worldly woman rider wishing for a motorcyclist with just the right mix of studliness and sensitivity to sexually satisfy her for all eternity?"
Directly underneath me after I get home from 4 days of riding the high banks of Daytona, would be a good place to start - Bitch.
You aint THAT cool cause you ride, honey.
Now put my tire warmers on & make me a f**kin sandwich!
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